Your dog's March Horoscope Is Here& It Marks one of the biggest moments in the cosmos

Your dog's March Horoscope Is Here& It Marks one of the biggest moments in the cosmos

March marks one of the biggest moments in the cosmos—astrology's new year begins, bringing in a fresh cycle of the zodiac! As Aries season kicks off, we're opening a new chapter, ready to dive into exciting adventures and embrace fresh beginnings. To help your pup navigate these cosmic shifts, we've pulled three tarot cards for each doggy zodiac sign to guide their journey through March. Whether it’s shedding old habits or discovering new joys, this month promises energy bursts, creative breakthroughs, and unexpected emotional revelations. Get ready for a transformative month, where your dog’s inner strength and confidence will shine brighter than ever!

Dog Horoscope for March 2025 (For all dog breeds, check your sign!)

Cosmic Events This Month 3/3Venus Retrograde in the Paws: All pups will feel the "ex-toy" nostalgia and might find themselves digging up old chew bones or getting tangled in memories with a long-lost love (like that first corgi crush from puppy daycare).

3/15Virgo Full Moon + Total Dog Eclipse: Get ready for some obsessive behavior—today, all pee spots must be perfectly symmetrical, or else a full-on digging frenzy could ensue.

Aries Dogs (3/21-4/19)

Cosmic Energy: Lightning Round of Destruction!

Get ready for some energetic bursts this month! The Three of Wands brings new opportunities, and the Star Card aligns with your pup’s deepest desires. Expect a breakthrough in behavior and maybe even some unexpected adventures! Queen of Pentacles reminds your dog to stockpile their favorite treats—don’t let them get vacuumed up by accident!

Alert: Watch out around 3/20—someone might mistake you for a living alarm clock!

Taurus Dogs (4/20-5/20)

Theme of the Month: Couch Potato Evolution

It’s all about the couch this month for Taurus dogs. The Sword Card reveals a secret plot to short your kibble servings (that automatic feeder is up to something!). The Six of Cups brings nostalgia—could a favorite buried bone from the past resurface? The Queen of Cups gives a hint: try batting your eyes at the delivery person for extra snacks!

Wealth Tip: Master the art of pretending not to take your meds—extra cheese rewards await.

Gemini Dogs (5/21-6/21)

Social Butterfly Mode Activated!

Socializing will be off the charts! The Justice Card reveals the truth about the neighbor’s sneaky peeing habits, but the Seven of Swords says it’s time for a creative retaliation. The Page of Swords suggests you’ll master the art of tail-wagging for three humans at once—your social game is about to skyrocket.

Health: Your hyperactivity levels are off the charts. Daily "chasing your own tail" workouts are highly recommended.

Cancer Dogs (6/22-7/22)

Emotional Rollercoaster Alert!

Emotions will run high for Cancer dogs this month. The Five of Cups sparks some nostalgic feelings—maybe it’s time for a sip of coffee from your human's mug (even though it’s not milk!). The World Card promises that by the end of the month, your dog will fully claim the bed as their own—prepare for total couch domination. Finally, the Three of Pentacles indicates that teamwork will be important—maybe your dog will join you in your own daily routines or work towards some joint projects (like guarding the front door together).

Lucky Item: A tissue soaked in your owner’s tears—perfect for chewing!

Leo Dogs (7/23-8/22)

King of the Castle Vibes!

It’s all about regal vibes this month. The Eight of Pentacles urges daily territory inspections, especially when it comes to the mailman. The Knight of Swords shows your dog will make a bold move around 3/17—time for a surprise attack on the blow-dryer! The Strength Card comes in as a reminder: despite all the playfulness and bold moves, your dog’s true power lies in their quiet confidence and inner courage.

Highlight Moment: You may go viral on TikTok on 3/25 with your "head tilt + wink" combo!

Virgo Dogs (8/23-9/22)

OCD Overload Month!

The Magician Card gives you the gift of "precise shedding location," turning every hair into an art installation. Lovers Card warns: licking your fur in an asymmetrical pattern may trigger an anxiety spiral!The Hermit Card reminds your dog to take some solo time for reflection and relaxation—maybe a quiet nap is the perfect remedy for a hyperactive month.

Career: Consider a new side gig: charging humans by the strand to count how much hair you've shed.

Libra Dogs (9/23-10/22)

Master of the Water Bowl

The High Priestess advises: walk in a perfect straight line between the food bowl and snack cabinet. Sun Card says: this month, all your "playing dumb" moves will have a 200% success rate! The Four of Wands signals a time for celebration, perhaps a new bed or cozy spot where your dog can truly feel at home.

Tech Tip: On 3/28, you might unlock the “tail-wagging to turn off the lights” skill (but don’t let your human think it’s smart-home tech).

Scorpio Dogs (10/23-11/21)

Nighttime Avenger

The Tower Card predicts an epic 3 AM vacuum attack. The Hierophant reminds you to cover your tracks when destroying the living room—no evidence left behind! The Five of Swords brings a warning to avoid unnecessary conflict, especially with fellow fur pals—some battles aren’t worth fight

Secret Mission: Track down where your human hides the chocolate and mark it as a “no-go” zone.

Sagittarius Dogs (11/22-12/21)

Energizer Bunny Mode

The Wheel of Fortune kicks in: your walks will be 300% longer this month! Nine of Wands unlocks a new achievement: digging nine holes in a row without stopping for breath.But the Temperance Card advises balance—your dog should find some calm amidst the excitement, maybe with a quiet moment in the sun or a relaxing belly rub.

Warning: On 3/12, you might get so excited that you accidentally trigger "Ascension Mode" and fly to the moon!

Capricorn Dogs (12/22-1/19)

CEO Vibes

Capricorns are taking charge this month! The Ten of Pentacles predicts your dog will claim 70% of the bed as their territory—get ready for some serious snuggle dominance. The Two of Wands encourages planning ahead—time to draft that “Five-Year Destruction Plan” for the house! The King of Pentacles comes in as a sign of financial wisdom—your dog may start hoarding treats like a pro or even develop a strategy for getting extra snacks!

Study Tip: Sign up for "How to Control Your Automatic Feeder with Just Your Eyes" online class.

Aquarius Dogs (1/20-2/18)

Alien Brainpower Unlocked

Aquarius dogs are tapping into their inner aliens. The Eight of Cups brings deep philosophical thoughts, especially about the source of toilet water. The Knight of Wands suggests your dog might just run off with the robot vacuum and enjoy an adventure on the balcony! The Ace of Swords brings clarity and sharp intellect—your dog will be smarter than ever at finding new ways to get their paws on treats!

Hidden Talent: On 3/9, you might develop the “telekinetic treat-fetching” ability (50% chance of delusion).

Pisces Dogs (2/19-3/20)

Dreamland Explorer

Dreamy vibes abound for Pisces pups! The Ace of Wands gives your dog the “Rainbow Fart Tracking” skill—every suspicious scent will be analyzed in depth. The Six of Pentacles warns that begging for treats might come with hidden costs—like an impromptu nail trim. The Page of Cups indicates that your dog will also be very in tune with their emotions this month, possibly sensing their human’s moods more than usual.

Must-Try This Month: Practice the “Innocent Eyes + Airplane Ears” ultimate move under the moonlight for maximum cuteness!

Universal Wisdom for All Breeds

When Venus goes retrograde and triggers old-toy obsession, just repeat: “Chewed toys are the best; new ones are flashy imposters!” Life’s tough, but there’s always more bones to bury!

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